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Friday, September 02, 2005

Interesting thoughts...

More rondomness to add to your dreary lifestyles.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say 'do you find something funny?' When obviously we do?

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